Oh, Cupid, Roman god of erotic love.
Picturesque infantile boob!
Cupid is partial and his love is blind.
That's why dumbo misses certain people
when he shoots.
'Cupid' rhymes with 'stupid'
for a very good reason:
Cupid shoots his arrow
and hits the one,
but either he misses the other,
ran out of arrows,
or he just plain forgot to finish the job.
(Probably heard the dinner bell ring.)
What can you expect from a thousand year old,
naked fat baby with underdeveloped wings
who plays with his bow and arrows?
Get a real job!
Valentine's Day is Stupid Cupid Day
for the pixilated-intoxicated.
And if I see old baldy once more
I'm gonna pepper his dimpled butt with my
spring-loaded Red Ryder special!
Ka-Blaaammo !!
Love,
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